Good News / Bad News Jokes

Figure we could have a fun thread with everyone's experiences.

Good News: Practicing all winter to be ready for the new season paid off with better scores at the first match.
Bad News: All my buddies did the same thing.

Good News: Bought a red dot scope.
Bad News: The iron sights get better scores.

Good News: Finding the type of 22lr ammo your pistol likes.
Bad News: The ammo is not available in your country anymore.

Good news; shooting a 22 league each week kept my 22 scores up at our first match.
bad news; not shooting the 45 during the winter showed big time in the first match!